"We give dogs time we can spare, space we can spare and love we can spare. And in return, dogs give us their all. It's the best deal man has ever made"
"Dogs love their friends and bite their enemies, quite unlike people, who are incapable of pure love and always have to mix love and hate." "The reason a dog has so many friends is that he wags his tail instead of his tongue." "Dogs need to sniff the ground; it's how they keep abreast of current events. The ground is a giant dog newspaper, containing all kinds of late-breaking dog news items, which, if they are especially urgent, are often continued in the next yard." "Anybody who doesn't know what soap tastes like never washed a dog." "If your dog is fat, you aren't getting enough exercise." "I wonder what goes through his mind when he sees us peeing in his water bowl." "A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance and to turn around three times before lying down." "No animal should ever jump up on the dining-room furniture unless absolutely certain that he can hold his own in the conversation." "I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult." "My dog is worried about the economy because Alpo is up to $3.00 a can. That's almost $21.00 in dog money." "Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful." 'There is no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face." A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than he loves himself." "The average dog is a nicer person than the average person." "Outside of a dog, a book is probably man's best friend; inside of a dog, it's too dark to read." "Ever consider what they must think of us? I mean, here we come back from a grocery store with the most amazing haul --- chicken, pork, half a cow. They must think we're the greatest hunters on earth!" "If I have any beliefs about immortality, it is that certain dogs I have known will go to heaven, and very, very few persons." "Women and cats will do as they please and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea." Author Unknown, shared by Rosanne ========================================================"Magic Commands": to stop receiving mail for awhile, click here and send the email: mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]?body=SET%20CKCS-L%20NOMAIL to start it up gain click here: mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]?body=SET%20CKCS-L%20MAIL E-mail [EMAIL PROTECTED] for assistance. Search the Archives... http://apple.ease.lsoft.com/archives/ckcs-l.html All e-mail sent through CKCS-L is Copyright 2002 by its original author.
