Thanks, Rosanne, I needed a laugh and that was hilarious!! I sent it to my sister who has two crazy cats.
All the best, Susan Cochran ----- Original Message ----- From: "Rosanne Cleveland-King" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> To: <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> Sent: Tuesday, August 20, 2002 10:09 PM Subject: [CKCS-L] How to Bathe the Cat This must be list related, cause the word dog is in here!! How to Bathe the Cat 1. Thoroughly clean the toilet. 2. Lift the lid and the seat and add shampoo. 3. Find and soothe the cat as you carry him to the bathroom. 4. In one swift move, place the cat in toilet, close the lid, and stand on top. 5. The cat will self agitate and produce ample suds. Ignore the ruckus from inside the toilet, as the cat is enjoying this. 6. Flush the toilet three or four times. This provides a power rinse. 7. Have someone open the outside door. Standing as far as possible from the toilet, quickly lift the lid and the seat. 8. Clean cat will rocket out of the toilet and run outdoors, where he will air dry. Sincerely, The Dog Shared by Rosanne and Daphne ========================================================= "Magic Commands": to stop receiving mail for awhile, click here and send the email: mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]?body=SET%20CKCS-L%20NOMAIL to start it up gain click here: mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]?body=SET%20CKCS-L%20MAIL E-mail [EMAIL PROTECTED] for assistance. Search the Archives... http://apple.ease.lsoft.com/archives/ckcs-l.html All e-mail sent through CKCS-L is Copyright 2002 by its original author. ========================================================= "Magic Commands": to stop receiving mail for awhile, click here and send the email: mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]?body=SET%20CKCS-L%20NOMAIL to start it up gain click here: mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]?body=SET%20CKCS-L%20MAIL E-mail [EMAIL PROTECTED] for assistance. Search the Archives... http://apple.ease.lsoft.com/archives/ckcs-l.html All e-mail sent through CKCS-L is Copyright 2002 by its original author.
