TOP 14 SUPER POWERS COVETED BY DOGS
14. Invisibath -- The power to disappear at the first sound of
bath water
13. ViseHump -- The leg hump grip of steel
12. AquaField -- Immunity to bucket of cold water when
copulating in driveway
11. Skeetvision-- The ability to shoot laser beams from your
eyes to blast that damn Frisbee out of the sky
10. SuperBladder -- Loaded with Toxi-Urine -- One lift of the
leg and this town is mine!
9. SquirrelFreeze
8. AnalTelepathy/ButtSniffery -- Two powers which when
combined allow one to smell another dog's butt without
actually having to get up and move around.
7. John-O-Matic -- Turns any toilet bowl into a punch bowl by
sheer force of will.
6. ChuckSpeed -- Ability to catch that friggin' Wagon Train.
5. Anti-Psych-Out -- Immunity to all that "fake throw"
nonsense.
4. VacuCalm -- Utter self-control whenever the vacuum cleaner
is turned on.
3. GucciTract -- An invincible digestive system that sustains
itself entirely on designer shoes.
2. King Fido's Touch -- Everything you touch turns into crap
And the #1 Super Power Most Coveted by Dogs...
1. DoberMorph -- Ability to change into a Doberman anytime
someone rolls up a newspaper.
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