I know it's OT but seeing as Flaming happens on Linux boards, lists, etc too, I thought you all might enjoy this :) Found it on the GC BF1942 Mod page which had been found by a guy there on a Everquest forum page, enjoy:
Dear: [_] Clueless n00b [_] Lamer [_] Flamer [_] Pervert [_] Sexist [_] Spammer [_] Racist [X] Dumbass [_] Waste of Life [_] Other: You are being flamed because: [X] You obviously don't know anything about the topic at hand. [_] You started a pointless thread. [_] You bumped a pointless thread. [X] Your post contained nothing but crap. [X] You can't spell more than 3 words right. [_] Your awful markup made the post unreadable. [X] You made a useless assumption. [_] You posted IN ALL CAPS FOR NO APPARENT REASON. [_] YoU tYpEd SoMeThInG lAmE lIkE tHiS. [_] You say you're "1337". [_] You posted a topic that's been posted 50 times already. As punishment, you must: [X] Refrain from posting until you have a vague idea of what you're doing. [_] Stab yourself in the eye with a pen. [_] Give up your internet account. [X] Eat paint chips for the next 6 months. [_] Make goatse.cx your home page. [_] Jump into a bathtub with a toaster. [_] Actually post something relevant. [_] Read and memorize The Rules. [_] Leave these boards forever. -- Trevor Lauder Web: http://www.thelauders.net E-Mail: [EMAIL PROTECTED] Resume: http://www.thelauders.net/resume.html Gentoo Powered "Any intelligent fool can make things bigger and more complex... It takes a touch of genius -- and a lot of courage to move in the opposite direction." -- Albert Einstein
