Jarrod, I think you would have been perfectly right to punt that message. Nevertheless, I hereby extend an olive branch of forgiveness in a magnanimous, if not entirely ungraceful attempt at turning a blind eye to your otherwise gross oversight. I hope that my brother and sister CLUG(G)gers will join me in this gesture.

I sincerely hope that no-one finds my tone beligerrent or inflammatory, for any individual absence of reason sufficiently large to misinterpret this particular playful jab at our esteemed leader as a malicious personal attack would probably cause my cranial vortex to expand at a greater rate than mere flesh and bone could accomodate without utter and complete failure of structural integrity of a most disastrous, disappointing, disgusting, and distinguishedly disturbing nature.

In other words, my head would probably explode! (I sincerely hope that this patently unnecessary explanation does not imply that I have constituted pedancy.)

Funny, I remember when the only people discussing "political correctness" were Communists...

With all due respect and upstanding rectitude of uncommunicable tone to everyone everywhere,

Frank

Neither olives nor their branches were harmed or otherwise abused in the composition of this message, though a few may have received suggestive, if not entirely rude, glances.



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