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Thank you Delores! I am currently printing it
out and posting it in the employee lounge!
Corey
----- Original Message -----
Sent: Monday, November 03, 2003 10:20
PM
Subject: THE HIPAA FUTURE
> HERE'S THE
FUTURE
>
> Operator : "Thank you for calling Pizza
House . May I have your..."
>
> Customer:
"Haloo, can I order.."
>
> Operator : "Can I have your
multi purpose card number first, Sir?"
>
> Customer:
"It's eh..., hold on......6102049998-45-54610"
>
>
Operator : "OK... you're... Mr Singh and you're calling from
17
> Jalan Kayu. Your home number is 4094 2366, your office
7645
> 2302 and your mobile is 014 266 2566. Which
number are you calling
> from now Sir?
>
>
Customer: "Home! How did you get all my phone
numbers?"
>
> Operator : "We are connected to the
system Sir"
>
> Customer: "May I order your Seafood
Pizza..."
>
> Operator : "That's not a good idea
Sir"
>
> Customer: "How
come?"
>
> Operator : "According to your medical
records, you have high blood
> pressure and even higher cholesterol
level Sir"
>
> Customer: "What?... What do you
recommend then?"
>
> Operator : "Try our Low Fat
Hokier Mea Pizza.You'll like it"
>
> Customer: "How do
you know for sure?"
>
> Operator : "You borrowed a
book entitled "Popular Hokier Dishes"
> from the National
Library last week Sir"
>
> Customer: "OK I give
up... Give me three family sized ones then, how
> much will that
cost?
>
> Operator : "That should be enough for your
family of 10, Sir. The
> total is $ 49.99 Customer: "Can I pay by
credit card?"
>
> Operator : "I'm afraid you have to
pay us cash, Sir. Your credit card
> is over the limit and you're
owing your bank $3720.55 since
> October last
year"
>
> Operator : "That's not including the late
payment charges on your
> housing loan Sir.
>
>
Customer: "I guess I have to run to the neighborhood ATM and withdraw
>
Some cash before your guy arrives"
>
> Operator : "You
can't Sir. Based on the records,you've reached your
> daily limit
on machine withdrawal today"
>
> Customer: "Never mind
just send the pizzas, I'll have the cash ready.
> How long is it gonna
take anyway?"
>
> Operator : "About 45 minutes Sir,
but if you can't wait you can always
> come and collect it on your
motorcycle..."
>
> Customer: " What
!"
>
> Operator : "According to the details in system,
you own a
> Scooter,...registration number
E1123..."
>
> Customer: " *'!^
*%^**%^I7*"
>
> Operator : "Better watch your language
Sir. Remember on 15th July
> 1987 You were convicted
of using abusive language on a policeman...
>
>
Customer: [Speechless] Operator : "Is there anything else
Sir?"
>
> Customer: "Nothing... by the
way... aren't you giving me that 3 free
> bottles of cola as
advertised?"
>
> Operator : "We normally would Sir,
but based on your records you're
> also diabetic.......
"
>
Delores L. Galias, RN,
RHIT
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