- You can identify your patient
from a picture of his/ her butt.
- You can identify specifically
who farted just by the smell .
- You more about your co-workers
personal habits than you ever really wanted to know.
- You've seen more
than a few 'code browns' .
- You know that just because Ethel
is 100, blind, deaf, and arthritic doesn't mean she can't beat you
across the parking lot at 2 AM.
- You've found dentures, watches,
and the occasional glass eyeball stuck to someone's butt.
- You know more than one use for
Poligrip.
- You've put your initials on
someone's butt
- you remember taping someone's
butt to a siderail and painting it with Maalox.
- you've seen far too many butts
for this lifetime.
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