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Subject: Fwd: wow
Date: Mon, 25 Aug 2008 02:39:18 +0000
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From: fran lamontagne <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
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Subject: Fw: wow
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From: George Ellenbest
To: Bill Wise
Sent: Friday, August 22, 2008 10:20 PM
Subject: Fw: wow
GEE, NEVER THOUGHT ABOUT THAT...
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From: James Kerrigan
To: James Kerrigan
Sent: Friday, August 22, 2008 2:09 PM
Subject: wow
A woman walks into the downtown welfare office, trailed by 15 kids.
'WOW,' the social worker exclaims, 'are they all yours?''
Yep, they are all Mine,' the flustered momma sighs, having heard that question
a thousand times before.
She says, 'Sit down Leroy.' All the children rush to find seats.
Well,' says the social worker, 'then you must be here to sign up. I'll need all
your children's' names.'
'Well, to keep it simple, the boys are all named Leroy and the girls are all
named Leighroy.'
In disbelief, the case worker. 'Are you serious? They're ALL named Leroy?'
Their momma replied, 'Well, yes. It makes it easier. When it's time to get
them out of bed and ready for school, I yell, 'Leroy!' An' when it's time for
dinner, I just yell 'Leroy!' an they all comes a runnin. An' if I need to stop
the kid who's running into the stree t, I just yell Leroy' and all of them
stop. It's the smartest idea I ever had, namin' them all Leroy.'
The social worker thinks this over for a bit, then wrinkles her forehead and
says tentatively, 'But what if you just want ONE kid to come, and not the whole
bunch?'
'Then I call them by their last names.'
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