hahahaha, Marty. I knew your talents were endless!
Jeannie, so excited for you! 18's and blessings, Susan F. Zimmerman -----Original Message----- From: Marty Gartenberg <[email protected]> To: CMLHope <[email protected]> Sent: Fri, Jun 19, 2015 12:29 am Subject: [CMLHope] Humor is the spice of life. When your laughing your not crying. This is a little "spicy" but rather funny. By now you must all know me. I have been asked many times how I can have an operation for a kidney transplant as well as a bone marrow transplant some 26 years and still be able to spread humor. As I mentioned humor is the spice of life and without it where would all of us be? over the years i have learned how to control my frustrations as well as any anxieties. and knowing that, it just makes my life a little better. So here it is and I hope that no one will be offended. I would hope that you read it and laugh. Remember that when your laughing your not crying. 18's to each and every one of you. Please keep on posting your good news, I just love to hear it. In fact when your feeling better then so do I. We are just like a close knit family... Again 18's Marty PS now you all know what I recently went through. I was always telling jokes to the nurses and this also made me feel much better. In fact I was out of the hospital in only three days after my kidney transplant. Everyone was amazed. Okay here it is. I was called by our local fire rescue department and they told me that you forwarded my name and circumstances to them. It seems that they want to hire me because they found out that i had a kidney transplant from a twenty year old man. "He must have drank a lot of beers" I also had my prostate reamed out so i would be able to pee. Yes indeed i can now pee just like when i was a kid drinking at Moriarty's bar on Flatbush Ave in Brooklyn After drinking 7 or 8 beers with a lemon slice in each of them i got the urge to take a bathroom break and pissed my brains out. As i matured i learned just how to be able to control it to put this to use but never got the chance until now. Well, it seems to have happened again. So i wondered why the fire department called me until they explained why they wanted to hire me. Besides knowing about the transplant and prostate operation, i was going around Palm Beach County resort areas including most of the federal governments national parks just for fun. What they found out was there were a lot of complaints about me pissing on the peoples camp fires and putting them out. So i guess they wanted some of my services. What they told me was that since i now have a powerful stream whenever i urinate they wanted to hire me whenever there was a high riser fire. Anything around ten stories i would be called to the fire scene and take out my penis, aim it upward and put out that ten story fire. My stream was so powerful that it would actually break the windows to let in my pee. They also made me aware of the fact that if i squeeze a lot i could actually make it up to another two stories. Now i don't think that there are that many high riser buildings in palm beach county but it was nice to know anyway. Now since they already have their hoses out then i can keep filling up and continue again and again. By the way whenever i pee into the toilet i make dents in the porcelain toilet just like hale hitting a car window. I may want to use what is called a condom valve when i am at home to avoid buying and replacing new toilets. I want to thank you for bringing up my name and circumstances. This could be a very lucrative job. It's nice to be wanted You see that is what friends are for. -- -- [CMLHope] A support group of http://cmlhope.com ------------------------------------------------- You received this message because you are subscribed to the Google Groups "CMLHope" group. To post to this group, send email to [email protected] To unsubscribe from this group, send email to [email protected] For more options, visit this group at http://groups.google.com/group/CMLHope --- You received this message because you are subscribed to the Google Groups "CMLHope" group. To unsubscribe from this group and stop receiving emails from it, send an email to [email protected]. For more options, visit https://groups.google.com/d/optout. -- -- [CMLHope] A support group of http://cmlhope.com ------------------------------------------------- You received this message because you are subscribed to the Google Groups "CMLHope" group. To post to this group, send email to [email protected] To unsubscribe from this group, send email to [email protected] For more options, visit this group at http://groups.google.com/group/CMLHope --- You received this message because you are subscribed to the Google Groups "CMLHope" group. To unsubscribe from this group and stop receiving emails from it, send an email to [email protected]. For more options, visit https://groups.google.com/d/optout.
