Thanks for the story. Yes, if I am in the hospital I have to find something funny or not associated to talk about.
Richard H. On Thursday, June 18, 2015 at 11:29:48 PM UTC-5, wa2yyx wrote: > This is a little "spicy" but rather funny. > By now you must all know me. I have been asked many times how I can have > an operation for a kidney transplant as well as a bone marrow transplant > some 26 years and still be able to spread humor. As I mentioned humor is > the spice of life and without it where would all of us be? > > over the years i have learned how to control my frustrations as well as > any anxieties. and knowing that, it just makes my life a little better. > > So here it is and I hope that no one will be offended. I would hope that > you read it and laugh. Remember that when your laughing your not crying. > > 18's to each and every one of you. Please keep on posting your good news, > I just love to hear it. In fact when your feeling better then so do I. We > are just like a close knit family... > > Again 18's > > Marty > > PS now you all know what I recently went through. I was always telling > jokes to the nurses and this also made me feel much better. In fact I was > out of the hospital in only three days after my kidney transplant. Everyone > was amazed. > > > Okay here it is. > > I was called by our local fire rescue department and they told me that you > forwarded my name and circumstances to them. It seems that they want to > hire me because they found out that i had a kidney transplant from a twenty > year old man. "He must have drank a lot of beers" > > I also had my prostate reamed out so i would be able to pee. Yes indeed i > can now pee just like when i was a kid drinking at Moriarty's bar on > Flatbush Ave in Brooklyn > > After drinking 7 or 8 beers with a lemon slice in each of them i got the > urge to take a bathroom break and pissed my brains out. As i matured i > learned just how to be able to control it to put this to use but never got > the chance until now. > > Well, it seems to have happened again. So i wondered why the fire > department called me until they explained why they wanted to hire me. > Besides knowing about the transplant and prostate operation, i was going > around Palm Beach County resort areas including most of the federal > governments national parks just for fun. > > What they found out was there were a lot of complaints about me pissing on > the peoples camp fires and putting them out. So i guess they wanted some of > my services. What they told me was that since i now have a powerful stream > whenever i urinate they wanted to hire me whenever there was a high riser > fire. > > Anything around ten stories i would be called to the fire scene and take > out my penis, aim it upward and put out that ten story fire. My stream was > so powerful that it would actually break the windows to let in my pee. They > also made me aware of the fact that if i squeeze a lot i could actually > make it up to another two stories. Now i don't think that there are that > many high riser buildings in palm beach county but it was nice to know > anyway. > > Now since they already have their hoses out then i can keep filling up and > continue again and again. By the way whenever i pee into the toilet i make > dents in the porcelain toilet just like hale hitting a car window. I may > want to use what is called a condom valve when i am at home to avoid buying > and replacing new toilets. > > I want to thank you for bringing up my name and circumstances. This could > be a very lucrative job. It's nice to be wanted > > You see that is what friends are for.[image: wink_smile] > -- -- [CMLHope] A support group of http://cmlhope.com ------------------------------------------------- You received this message because you are subscribed to the Google Groups "CMLHope" group. To post to this group, send email to [email protected] To unsubscribe from this group, send email to [email protected] For more options, visit this group at http://groups.google.com/group/CMLHope --- You received this message because you are subscribed to the Google Groups "CMLHope" group. To unsubscribe from this group and stop receiving emails from it, send an email to [email protected]. For more options, visit https://groups.google.com/d/optout.
