Now that was funny...albeit partially and unfortunately and somewhat true. But nice work.
David F. Risch 1981 40-2 (401) 419-4650 (cell) > Date: Tue, 19 May 2015 15:29:54 -0400 > To: cnc-list@cnc-list.com > Subject: Re: Stus-List Flag Etiquette - Past Commodore's Flag -> cows in > spring > From: cnc-list@cnc-list.com > CC: flasp...@dynamagic.com > > > I'm happy I'm not in any club, or can sail to "foreign" ports. I'd > probably start an incident among the white-whine set by flying the wrong > color or logo or something. > > > > "What's that?" > > "A bandanna. Drying." > > "It's blue with white scrollwork." > > "And?" > > "That's very close to the same design from the 1924 Battle of Uptight > Underpants. The Commodore was there." > > "And?" > > "You cant dock if you have that on board. Might upset the Commodore's > terrier. She's delicate." > > "The womenfolk really need to go." > > "Sorry." > > "You're serious." > > "Quite. The Commodore is very particular about an 18-inch blue square > with white scrollwork hanging vertically from the backstay." > > "How about the forestay?" > > "War of Wee Winkie, 1928. Terrible loss for the Club." > > "Shroud?" > > "Trout Conflict of '45." > > "Lifeline?" > > "Heavens, Captain! How tacky are you, really!? Off the /lifelne/? You > have a /sailboat/ man! It's not like you have one of those obscene > diesel monsters that positively *ruin* our pristine waters." > > "The Chardonnay Aggression in '62? > > "Sixty-three, actually." > > "You're not going to let my wife and kid pee because I'm drying a > bandanna that brings up repressed memories of races you've had your > collective butts kicked in? > > "I wouldn't use such gauche terms, but, yes." > > "Honey, the man says you can't use the facilities." > > (from below) "We'll see about that." > > > > And my daughter thinks my interest in propane potato howitzers are just > for her science class. > > > > We were at Bass Pro last weekend and my bride picks up a yellow > quarantine flag. She said, "Let's get this! People will definitely leave > us alone." > > She's not a "people person". > > True story. > > > > > > > > On 05/19/2015 02:40 PM, Russ & Melody via CnC-List wrote: > > Hi Stelios, > > > > How about our quest for etiquette, "milking a dead cow"? > > > > The other thought was, "it's gone udder up" but I'm pretty sure I just > > made up that one. > > > > Cheers, Russ > > Sweet 35 mk-1 > > > > > > At 05:34 PM 18/05/2015, Stelios wrote: > >> Here are the proper ones > >> > >> > <http://www.commodoreinsignia.com/flags_signals.asp>http://www.commodoreinsignia.com/flags_signals.asp > >> > >> > >> Toes up or down? Interesting. > >> Reminds me of a phrase used when a cow dies. Hmmm I just can't recall > >> it! > > > > > > > > _______________________________________________ > > > > Email address: > > CnC-List@cnc-list.com > > To change your list preferences, including unsubscribing -- go to the > bottom of page at: > > http://cnc-list.com/mailman/listinfo/cnc-list_cnc-list.com > > > > _______________________________________________ > > Email address: > CnC-List@cnc-list.com > To change your list preferences, including unsubscribing -- go to the bottom > of page at: > http://cnc-list.com/mailman/listinfo/cnc-list_cnc-list.com >
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