Don't think that's what he meant...a) anyone owning a C&C has provided evidence of some smarts already ,maybe it's merely suggestions for how to behave "in character" whenever you come up here so the Canadians don't get confused.
-------- Original message -------- From: "Ronald B. Frerker via CnC-List" <cnc-list@cnc-list.com> Date:31-05-2016 11:21 (GMT-07:00) To: cnc-list@cnc-list.com Cc: "Ronald B. Frerker" <rbfrer...@yahoo.com> Subject: Re: Stus-List Fwd: Questions asked by Banff Park tourists What are you suggesting? Smart Americans don't visit Canada??? Ron From: ALAN BERGEN via CnC-List <cnc-list@cnc-list.com> To: "cnc-list-requ...@cnc-list.com" <cnc-list@cnc-list.com> Cc: ALAN BERGEN <trya...@alumni.usc.edu> Sent: Monday, May 30, 2016 8:06 PM Subject: Stus-List Fwd: Questions asked by Banff Park tourists Here's something for everyone to think about - especially Americans on the list who might be planning a trip to Canada. Dumbest Questions Asked by Banff Park Tourists submitted by Kurt Mezger 1. How do the elk know they're supposed to cross at the "Elk Crossing" signs? 2. At what elevation does an elk become a moose? 3. Tourist: "How do you pronounce 'Elk'?" Park Information Staff: " 'Elk' " Tourist: "Oh". 4. Are the bears with collars tame? 5. Is there anywhere I can see the bears pose? 6. Is it okay to keep an open bag of bacon on the picnic table, or should I store it in my tent? 7. Where can I find Alpine Flamingos? 8. I saw an animal on the way to Banff today - could you tell me what it was? 9. Are there birds in Canada? 10. Did I miss the turnoff for Canada? 11. Where does Alberta end and Canada begin? 12. Do you have a map of the State of Jasper? 13. Is this the part of Canada that speaks French, or is that Saskatchewan? 14. If I go to B.C., do I have to go through Ontario? 15. Which is the way to the Columbia Ricefields? 16. How far is Banff from Canada? 17. What's the best way to see Canada in a day? 18. Do they search you at the B.C. border? 19. When we enter B.C. do we have to convert our money to British pounds? 20. Where can I buy a raccoon hat? ALL Canadians own one, don't they? 21. Are there phones in Banff? 22. So it's eight kilometres away... is that in miles? 23. We're on the decibel system you know. 24. Where can I get my husband really, REALLY, lost?? 25. Is that two kilometres by foot or by car? 26. Don't you Canadians know anything? 27. Where do you put the animals at night? 28. Tourist: "How do you get your lakes so blue?" Park staff: "We take the water out in the winter and paint the bottom." Tourist: "Oh! _______________________________________________ This list is supported by the generous donations of our members. If you like what we do, please help us pay for our costs by donating. All Contributions are greatly appreciated!
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