So now I have to compile my jokes?

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On Thu, 3 Apr 2008, Ryan Ordway wrote:

#include <stdio.h>
main(t,_,a)
char *a;
{
return!0<t?t<3?main(-79,-13,a+main(-87,1-_,main(-86,0,a+1)+a)):
1,t<_?main(t+1,_,a):3,main(-94,-27+t,a)&&t==2?_<13?
main(2,_+1,"%s %d %d\n"):9:16:t<0?t<-72?main(_,t,
"@n'+,#'/*{}w+/w#cdnr/+,{}r/*de}+,/*{*+,/w{%+,/w#q#n+,/#{l+,/n{n+,/+#n
+,/#\
;#q#n+,/+k#;*+,/'r :'d*'3,}{w+K w'K:'+}e#';dq#'l \
q#'+d'K#!/+k#;q#'r}eKK#}w'r}eKK{nl]'/#;#q#n'){)#}w'){){nl]'/+#n';d}rw'
i;# \
){nl]!/n{n#'; r{#w'r nc{nl]'/#{l,+'K {rw' iK{;[{nl]'/w#q#n'wk nw' \
iwk{KK{nl]!/w{%'l##w#' i; :{nl]'/*{q#'ld;r'}{nlwb!/*de}'c \
;;{nl'-{}rw]'/+,}##'*}#nc,',#nw]'/+kd'+e}+;#'rdq#w! nr'/ ') }+}
{rl#'{n' ')# \
}'+}##(!!/")
:t<-50?_==*a?putchar(31[a]):main(-65,_,a+1):main((*a=='/')+t,_,a+1)
:0<t?main(2,2,"%s"):*a=='/'||main(0,main(-61,*a,
"!ek;dc [EMAIL PROTECTED]'(q)-[w]*%n+r3#l,{}:\nuwloca-O;m 
.vpbks,fxntdCeghiry"),a+1);
}



On Apr 3, 2008, at 8:54 AM, Jeremy Frumkin wrote:
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On 4/3/08 6:51 AM, "Walter Lewis" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote:

Sebastian Hammer wrote:
A true hacker has no need for these crude tools. He waits for
cosmic
radiation to pummel the magnetic patterns on his drive into a
pleasing
and functional sequence of bits.
Alas, having been doing this (along with my partners, the four
Yorkshiremen) since the Stone Age ...

We used to arrange pebbles in the middle of road into the relevant
patterns (we *dreamed* of being able to afford the wire for an
abacus).
Passing carts would then help "crunch" the numbers.

Walter
  for whom graph paper, templates, pencils, 80 column punchcards and
IBM Assembler were formative experiences




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