[Coffeehouse] Noch was zum Wochenende

[Michael Schmidt]

> HU'S ON FIRST
> By James Sherman
>
> (We take you now to the Oval Office, Washington.)
>
> George : Condi! Nice to see you. What's happening?
> Condi : Sir, I have the report here about the new leader of China.
> George : Great. Lay it on me.
> Condi : Hu is the new leader of China.
> George : That's what I want to know.
> Condi : That's what I'm telling you.
> George : That's what I'm asking you. Who is the new leader of China?
> Condi : Yes.
> George : I mean the fellow's name.
> Condi : Hu.
> George : The guy in China.
> Condi : Hu.
> George : The new leader of China.
> Condi : Hu.
> George : The Chinaman!
> Condi : Hu is leading China.
> George : Now whaddya' asking me for?
> Condi : I'm telling you Hu is leading China.
> George : Well, I'm asking you. Who is leading China?
> Condi : That's the man's name.
> George : That's who's name?
> Condi : Yes.
> George : Will you or will you not tell me the name of the new leader of
> China?
> Condi : Yes, sir.
> George : Yassir? Yassir Arafat is in China? I thought he was in the Middle
> East.
> Condi : That's correct.
> George : Then who is in China?
> Condi : Yes, sir.
> George : Yassir is in China?
> Condi : No, sir.
> George : Then who is?
> Condi : Yes, sir.
> George : Yassir?
> Condi : No, sir.
> George : Look, Condi. I need to know the name of the new leader of China.
> Get me the Secretary General of the U.N. on the phone.
> Condi : Kofi?
> George : No, thanks.
> Condi : You want Kofi?
> George : No.
> Condi : You don't want Kofi.
> George : No. But now that you mention it, I could use a glass of milk. And
> then get me the U.N.
> Condi : Yes, sir.
> George : Not Yassir! The guy at the U.N.
> Condi : Kofi?
> George : Milk! Will you please make the call?
> Condi : And call who?
> George : Who is the guy at the U.N?
> Condi : Hu is the guy in China.
> George : Will you stay out of China?!
> Condi : Yes, sir.
> George : And stay out of the Middle East! Just get me the guy at the U.N.
> Condi : Kofi.
> George : All right! With cream and two sugars. Now get on the phone.
> (Condi picks up the phone.)
> Condi : Rice, here.
> George : Rice? Good idea. And a couple of egg rolls, too. Maybe we should
> send some to the guy in China. And the Middle East. Can you get
> Chinese food in the Middle East?

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