Tach!

Auf Slashdot gefunden in der Diskussion zu einer neuen Site f�r
frustrierte Sysadmins (ein paar hier k�nnen ja das eine oder andere
Lied singen was DAUs, H�hner und sonstige Landplagen angeht...):

Die Top 10 Gr�nde Seppuku (a.k.a Harakiri) zu begehen:

10) You've just been ordered to migrate from sendmail to Exchange
server.

9) Your boss, let's just call him Bill, insists upon being given root
priviledges, in spite of the fact that he constantly breaks things
even with mere user priviledges.

8) Your boss won't let you filter out .vbs & .exe attachments at the
mail server because he is an amature (read: terrible) coder.
Moreover, his amature programs cause as much if not more trouble than
the virus-laden attachments he keeps opening. He also has crazy ideas
about putting "stamps" on email.

7) You are told by your boss, who (mis)read a computer security
advisory to put the company webserver (which handles online sales) on
a non-standard port "so the hackers won't be able to mess with it."

6) Your boss expects you to find a way to make your Solaris servers,
with tons of ancient, crufty legacy code which is vital to the
company, run ASP pages just so they can use (read: justify the
rediculous expense of) some crappy B2B application they bought
without consulting IT. Preferably sometime next week.

5) Your boss thinks that some 'internet accelerator' software (read:
spyware) should be made mandatory for all employees to improve
productivity.

4) Your "security policy" is more like a list of who to blame for
what.

3) Your boss is negotiating a SCO IP license, since "any publicity is
good publicity."

2) Your boss thinks you should be more thankful, because the
management is so "IT-savvy" and always ready to help you out.

1) You ignore all this bad advice, pretend you took it anyway (he'll
never actually know...), and waste your time posting on Slashdot
instead of working.

Ahja, die Site um die es geht:

http://www.sysadminco.com/

Enjoy,

            Bernd

At today's exchange rates 101 in binary is now worth just 5 in
decimal, following
a catastrophic devaluation of binary.


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