Howdy! <snip/> > > Bitte, bitte nennt mir Euren Dealer! Das Zeug mu� ja derma�en unglaublich > fahren, das will ich auch mal probieren d�rfen.
Die Typen in Ohio haben auch extrem gute Dealer wie's scheint: <http://www.avn.com/index.php?Primary_Navigation=Articles&Action=Print _Article&Content_ID=226719> Einige Juwelen aus diesem Gesetz samt Bedeutung: Ohio women who use tampons can now rest easy that they're engaging in "sexual conduct," which is now defined under Sec. 2907.01 as "vaginal intercourse between a male and female; anal intercourse, fellatio, and cunnilingus between persons regardless of sex; and, without privilege to do so, the insertion, however slight, of any part of the body or any instrument, apparatus, or other object into the vaginal or anal cavity of another. Penetration, however slight, is sufficient to complete vaginal or anal intercourse." Likewise, office workers will want to take care who they bump into at the water cooler, since "sexual contact" is now "any touching of an erogenous zone of another, including without limitation the thigh, genitals, buttock, pubic region, or, if the person is a female, a breast, for the purpose of sexually arousing or gratifying either person." And violators of either standard will also find that they have engaged in "sexual activity." "'Seminude' or 'state of seminudity' means a state of dress in which opaque clothing covers not more than the genitals, pubic region, and nipple of the female breast, as well as portions of the body covered by supporting straps or devices." (Guess department stores will no longer be allowing patrons to try on skimpy bathing suits, lest they get labeled "adult businesses"!) Kicher - Tampons sind Gv? Wenn man Badeanz�ge anprobiert wird der Klamottenladen zu einer Stripperbude? Achja, noch eine sch�ne Definition: the "following" being a wide assortment of media which are capable of displaying "specified sexual activities or specified anatomical areas," as well as "Instruments, devices, or paraphernalia that are designed for use or marketed primarily for stimulation of human genital organs or for sadomasochistic use or abuse of self or others." Was die 'specified anatomical areas' sind sagt das Gesetz leider nicht - Ohrl�ppchen? Zehen? Bauchspeicheldr�sen? Und 'sadomasochistic use or abuse of self'? H�h? Selbstauspeitschung oder was? <kopfsch�ttel/> Bernd If the good guy gets the girl, it's rated PG; if the bad guy gets the girl, it's rated R; and if everybody gets the girl, it's rated X - Kirk Douglas _______________________________________________ Coffeehouse Mailingliste, Postings senden an: [email protected] An-/Abmeldung und Suchfunktion unter: http://www.glengamoi.com/mailman/listinfo/coffeehouse
