Moin!
Zur Aufmunterung (Wieso rufen mich heute alle gleichzeitig an?
Hoffentlich gehts euch besser) am Wochenanfang:
Farmer John lived on a quiet rural highway. But, as time went by, the
traffic built up at an alarming rate. The traffic was so heavy and so
fast that his chickens were being run over at a rate of three to six
a day.
So one day Farmer John called the sheriff's office and said, "You've
got to do something about all of these people driving so fast and
killing all of my chickens."
"What do you want me to do?" asked the sheriff. "I don't care, just
do something about those crazy drivers!"
So the next day he had the county workers go out and erected a sign
that said:
SLOW: SCHOOL CROSSING
Three days later Farmer John called the sheriff and said, "You've got
to do something about these drivers. The 'school crossing' sign seems
to make them go even faster."
So, again, the sheriff sends out the county workers and they put up a
new sign: SLOW:
CHILDREN AT PLAY. That really sped them up.
So Farmer John called and called and called every day for three
weeks.
Finally, he asked the sheriff, "Your signs are doing no good. Can I
put up my own sign?"
The sheriff told him, "Sure thing, put up your own sign." He was
going to let Farmer John do just about anything in order to get him
to stop calling every day to complain. The sheriff got no more calls
from Farmer John.
Three weeks later, curiosity got the best of the sheriff and he
decided to give Farmer John a call. "How's the problem with those
drivers. Did you put up your sign?" "Oh, I sure did. And not one
chicken has been killed since then. I've got to go. I'm very busy."
He hung up the phone.
The sheriff was really curious now and he thought to himself "I'd
better go out there and take a look at that sign... it might be
something that WE could use to slow down drivers.." So the sheriff
drove out to Farmer John's house, and his jaw dropped the moment he
saw the sign. It was spray-painted on a sheet of wood:
"NUDIST COLONY"
Go slow and watch out for the chicks
:-)
Bernd
Better to be nouveau than never to have been riche at all.
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