Moin!
Passend dazu:
"Well you see, Norm, it's like this. A herd of buffalo can only move
as fast as the slowest buffalo. And when the herd is hunted, it is
the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first. This
natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the
general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the
regular killing of the weakest members.
In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the
slowest brain cells. Now, as we know, excessive intake of alcohol
kills brain cells. But naturally, it attacks the slowest and weakest
brain cells first. In this way, regular consumption of beer
eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more
efficient machine.
Hoch die Tassen,
Bernd
P.S.: Passender Disclaimer des "Modern Drunkard Magazine":
"Views expressed in this magazine do not necessarily reflect the
opinions of the Modern Drunkard staff or publisher. In fact, I would
like to take this opportunity to deny everything. Your honor, I was
never even near the place and what's more, those are not my trousers
and those are most assuredly not my friends. They are merely a
drunken and surly gang of hitchhikers I made the terrible, terrible
mistake of giving a lift. I promise to be good. Really. I swear."
This life is a test. It is only a test. Had this been an actual life,
you would have
received further instructions as to what to do and where to go.
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