Colext/Macondo Cantina virtual de los COLombianos en el EXTerior -------------------------------------------------- Two guys work together, a El Teniente guy and a white guy. The El Teniente guy noticed that the white guy always came to work with a smile on his face. He asked him one day "Man, how come you come to work with a smile on your face every day?" The white guy replied "That's because I make love to my wife every morning before work." Amazed, El Teniente guy asks him how he gets his wife to make love to him every morning. "That's easy," the white guy said. "I just tell her the same poem when I wake up: Blondie, Blondie, eyes so blue, I just love waking up and making love to you!" Well, the determined El Teniente guy decides to take his friend's advice. The next day the El Teniente guy shows up to work all beat to hell - black eyes, broken nose, fat lip, the works. The white guy says, "Man, what happened to you?" The El Teniente guy says, "I don't know, I went home and tried your advice." "Well, what poem did you tell your wife?" the white guy asked. The El Teniente guy replied: "Nappy head, Nappy head, eyes like a frog, if I could roll your fat ass over, I'd do you like a dog!" ----------------------------------------- To unsubscribe send an email to: [EMAIL PROTECTED] with UNSUBSCRIBE COLEXT in the BODY of the message.
