Colext/Macondo
Cantina virtual de los COLombianos en el EXTerior
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de pronto son las senadoras y las congresistas las que hacen estas llamadas 
ya que estan bajo-estimuladas por la falta de esposos quienes estan 
secuestrados por los heroes de guzman y pio (que es como decir el mismo)

cuantas hombres machos se necesitan para cambiar un bombillo?
ninguno.  eso es trabajo de mujeres.


porque las mujeres no se tiran tantos pedos?
porque nunca tienen la boca cerrada por el tiempo necesario para que la 
presion interior de aire se acumule.

cuantos jijuemadres guerrilleros fueron dados de baja en las ultimas 72 
horas?
23.  Estos son los buenos guerrilleros, los muertos.



>From: "Ricardo Ramirez" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
>To: "ColExt" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
>Subject: Colext: Una pichaita telefonica?
>Date: Wed, 23 Jun 1999 10:49:19 -0400
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>Colombia lawmakers rack up huge bill on phone sex
>
>
>BOGOTA, June 22 (Reuters) - Colombian lawmakers have been wasting more than
>$23,000 a month in public money on phone calls to sex hotlines, the state
>phone company reported on Tuesday.
>
>Officials of the state phone company Telecom made the discovery after they
>were asked to help trim the communications bill in the Lower House, or
>Chamber of Representatives.
>
>Telecom also discovered that at least 30 of the chamber's 620 lines had 
>been
>diverted to nearby cafes and restaurants -- allowing lawmakers to work in
>more convivial surroundings.
>
>Overall, the phone bill for the lower house comes to about $233,000 a 
>month.
>Work is set to begin soon on a new phone system for the chamber designed to
>filter out personal calls.
>
>Colombian lawmakers, reputedly among the most corrupt in the western
>hemisphere, have also been accused of high-level graft and links to drug
>syndicates.


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