Colext/Macondo
Cantina virtual de los COLombianos en el EXTerior
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LIFE'S LESSONS LEARNED
I've learned- that you cannot make someone love you.
All you can do is stalk them and hope they panic and give in.
I've learned- that no matter how much I care, some people are just assholes.
I've learned- that it takes years to build up trust, and only
suspicion, not proof, to destroy it.
I've learned- that it's not what you have in your life that counts but how
much you have in your bank accounts.
I've learned - that you can get by on charm for about fifteen minutes.
After that, you'd better have a big dick or huge tits.
I've learned- that you shouldn't compare yourself to others - they are more
fucked up than you think.
I've learned- that you can keep puking long after you think you 're
finished.
I've learned- that we are responsible for what we do, unless we are
celebrities.
I've learned- that regardless of how hot and steamy a relationship is at
first, the passion fades, and there had better be a lot of money to take its
place.
I've learned- that money is a great substitute for character.
I've learned- that sometimes the people you expect to kick you when you're
down will be the ones who do.
I've learned- that modern maturity is a magazine for old fucks.
I've learned- that your family won't always be there for you.
Of course, if you win the lottery, the hag, the philanderer, the fuck-up,
and the missing one will be there for "you".
I've learned- that we don't have to ditch bad friends because their
dysfunction makes us feel better about ourselves.
I've learned- that no matter how you try to protect your children, they will
eventually get arrested and end up in the local paper.
I've learned- that overzealous customs agents can change your life in a
matter of hours.
I've learned- that the people you care most about in life are taken from you
too soon. And all the less important ones just never go away.
I've learned- To say "Fuck them if they can't take a joke" in 6
languages.
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