On New Year's Eve 1999, Hillary and Janet Reno really tried one on. When slick Willie starting hitting on Tipper, Hillary loses it, grabs Reno's backup pistol out of her bra and proficiently dispatches Clinton to his just reward. Clinton dies immediately, goes straight to hell to atone for his sins. When he gets there, the devil greets him and offers him 3 ways to spend eternity. He can choose any one of the three rooms but once he picks one the choice is irrevocable and that is how he must spend eternity. 1. The devil open the first door and Bill sees Newt Gingrich hanging from the ceiling with fire under him. Bill said, " Oh no, that's not how I want to spend eternity." 2. The devil shows him what is behind door #2. There is Rush Limbaugh chained to the wall, being tortured. Bill said, "No, thats not for me." 3. The devil shows him door #3. Behind it is Ken Starr, chained to a wall with Monica Lewinsky on her knees doing her thing. Bill says..."hmmmm, That's better; I'll take it." Smiling, the devil said. Good choice! "Hey Monica, you've been replaced"
