Three Italian nuns die and go to heaven where they are met at the Pearly Gates by St. Peter. He says +ACI-Ladies you all led such wonderful lives that I am granting you a week back at earth and you can be anyone you want+ACI-. The first Italian nun says (thick Italian accent, con brio) +ACI- I wanna be Sophia Loren+ACI- and (poof) she's gone. The second says +ACI- I wanna be Madonna+ACI- and (poof) she's gone. The third nun says, huskily, +ACI- I wanna be Sara PipalinI.+ACI- St. Peter looks perplexed and queries +ACI-Who do you want to be?+ACI- Sara Pipalini replies the nun anxiously. St. Peter shakes his head and says +ACI-I'M sorry but I don't know of any Sara Pipalini+ACI- +ACI-You donna know Sara Pipalini? says the nun tearfully. +ACI- I wanna be Sara Pipalini+ACEAIQ- Why I canna be Sara Pipalini?+ACI- St. Peter is now highly embarrassed with this weeping, semi-hysterical nun at his desk and he says +ACI- OK+ACE- OK+ACE- Tell me who is this Sara Pipalini and I will do my best+ACEAIg- The nun then takes a well thumbed copy of the +ACI-Construction News+ACI- out of her habit and hands it to St. Peter. The front page headline says in large print: +ACI-SAHARA PIPELINE LAID BY A TEAM OF 500 MEN IN SEVEN DAYS+ACEAIg-
