We all know those cute little computer
symbols called "emoticons,"
where
:) means a smile and
:( is a frown.
Sometimes these are represented by
:-) and :-( respectively.
Well, how about some "asscons"?
(_!_) a regular ass
(__!__) a fat ass
(!) a tight ass
(_._) a flat ass
(_^_) a bubble ass
(_*_) a sore ass
(_!__) a lop-sided ass
{_!_} a swishy ass
(_o_) an ass that's been around
(_O_) an ass that's been around even more
(_x_) kiss my ass
(_X_) leave my ass alone
(_zzz_) a tired ass
(_o^o_) a wise ass
(_13_) an unlucky ass
(_e=mc2_) a smart ass
(_$_) Money coming out of his ass
(_?_) Dumb Ass
