A man walked into the ladies section of a department store. He shyly walked up to the woman behind the counter and said. I would like to buy a bra for my wife. What type of bra asked the clerk? The man inquires: Is there more than one type? Look around said the saleslady, as she showed a sea of bras in very shape, color, size and material. But she told him that there really only three types of bras. Confused the man asked about the types. The saleslady responded, Which one does she need? 1- the catholic type, 2- the Salvation Army type, 3- and the Baptist type. Still confused the man asked her. What is the difference between them? The lady responded. It is quite simple. 1- The Catholic type supports the masses, 2- The Salvation Army type lifts the fallen, 3- and the Baptist type makes mountains out of mole hills....
