> Three couples were married and stayed at the same hotel for their > honeymoons, where they were all taken care of by Joe the Bellboy. > The first man married a nurse. Joe showed them to their room and > thought to himself, "What a lucky guy. Nurses are known to be hot to > trot". > > The second man married a telephone operator. Joe showed them to > their room and thought to himself, "Wow, he's a lucky one. Telephone > operators have sexy voices and once you pop that top button...". > > The third man married a school teacher. Joe showed them to their > room and thought to himself "poor guy, she's pretty but teachers are > just too frigid". > > The next morning Joe reported to work at 5:30 in the morning. He > expected only the teacher's husband to call for breakfast any > minute > and the other two would call much later in the day. > > 6:00 a.m. > --------- > The phone rings it's the nurse's husband wanting breakfast. The > nurse's husband opened the door and Joe stepped back in shock. > The man's pajamas were still pressed and his hair nicely combed. > Joe asked, "What happened sir? You married a nurse. > > The man sourly replies, "Son, don't ever marry a nurse. All I heard last > night was her nagging voice saying > "you're not sanitary, you're not sanitary". Joe went back down to the > main desk to wait for the next call. > > 6:30 a.m. > -------- > The telephone operator's husband calls for breakfast. Joe brings it as > fast as possible hoping for the best. > The man opens the door and Joe stepped back in shock. The man's hair and > pajamas were properly > combed and pressed. Joe asks," What happened? Telephone operators are > suppose to be as sexy as their > voices." > > The man sourly replies "Son, don't ever marry a telephone operator. All > I heard last night was her a nasal > voice saying, "your three minutes are up, your three minutes are up." > > Joe went back down to the desk, just knowing the teachers husband will > be calling any minute. > > 4:30 p.m. > -------- > The teacher's husband called for breakfast. Joe can't believe it > but quickly took the breakfast to the couples room. The man opened > the door and Joe took a step back in shock. The man wore only his > boxers and his hair was a mess. He had scratch marks on his chest, arms > and legs. Joe fearing the worst asked "What happened to you? Did you > have a fight?" > > The man smiles and happily replies, "No. Son, when you marry be sure to > marry a school teacher. All I > heard last night was her sexy smooth voice saying "We are going to do > this over and over, until we get it > right." >
