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-----Original Message----- >> I know this guy whose neighbor, a young man, was home recovering from >> having been served a rat in his bucket of Kentucky Fried Chicken. So >> anyway, one day he went to sleep and when he awoke he was in his >> bathtub and it was full of ice and he was sore all over. When he got >> out of the tub he realized that HIS KIDNEYS HAD BEEN STOLEN and he saw >> a note on his mirror that said "Call 911!" But he was afraid to use >> his phone because it was connected to his computer, and there was a >> virus on his computer that would destroy his hard drive if he opened >> an e-mail entitled "Join the crew!" He knew it wasn't a hoax because >> he himself was a computer programmer who was working on software to >> save us from Armageddon when the year 2000 rolls around. His program >> will prevent a global disaster in which all the computers get together >> & distribute the $600 Neiman Marcus cookie recipe under the leadership >> of Bill Gates. (It's true-I read it all last week in a mass e-mail >> from BILL GATES HIMSELF, who was also promising me a free Disney World >> vacation and $5,000 if I would forward the e-mail to everyone I know.) >> The poor man then tried to call 911 from a pay phone to report his >> missing kidneys, but reaching into the coin-return slot he got jabbed >> with an HIV-infected needle around which was wrapped a note that said, >> "Welcome to the world of AIDS." Luckily he was only a few blocks from >> the hospital - the one, actually, where that little boy who is dying >> of cancer is, the one whose last wish is for everyone in the world to >> send him an e-mail and the American Cancer Society has agreed to pay >> him a nickel for every e-mail he receives. I sent him two e-mails and >> one of them was a bunch of x's and o's in the shape of an angel (if >> you get it and forward it to twenty people you will have good luck, >> forward to ten people you will only have ok luck and if you send it to >> less than ten people you will have BAD LUCK FOR SEVEN YEARS). So >> anyway the poor guy tried to drive himself to the hospital, but on the >> way he noticed another car driving along without his lights on. To be >> helpful, he flashed his lights at him and was promptly shot as part of a >> gang initiation. >> >> >> >> > > > > > >
