This millionaire bloke who owns this huge mansion has this drop-dead
gorgeous daughter.
He's also interested in alligators and has a very large swimming pool
filled with different exotic specimens of the species.
One day he decides to throw this massive party and invites hundreds of
people.

After everyone's had a few drinks, he announces that anyone who can jump
in his pool and make it  to the other side can either have +AKM-1 million pounds
or his daughter.
No one is willing to try this...... until suddenly there's a splash, and he
turns to see this bloke in the pool,  swimming like  fast as he can to the
other side.
Everyone cheers him on, as the alligators try to tear him limb from limb.

Amazingly,  he makes it to the other side, somewhat ruffled but completely
unharmed.

The rich man says, +ACI- I say that was amazing+ACEAIg- so what's it to be .
The +AKM-1 million pounds or my daughter?

The man replies, +ACI-  Look mate, I don't want your money or your daughter.

I just want the bastard who pushed me in+ACE-








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