Something in Common -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=- Two guys are approaching each other on the sidewalk, and both are dragging their right foot as they walk. As they meet, one looks at the other knowingly, points to his right foot and says, "Land mine, Vietnam, 1969." The other hooks his thumb over his shoulder and says, "Dog poop. 20 feet back. Lookout." -------------------------------------------------------------------- Equal Treatment Under the Law -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=- Two guys are driving through Texas when they get pulled over by a state trooper. The trooper walks up, taps on the window with his nightstick, the driver rolls down the window, and the trooper smacks him in the head with the stick. The driver says, "Why'd you do that? The trooper says, "You're in Texas, son. When I pull you over, you'll have your license ready." Driver says, "I'm sorry, officer, I'm not from around here." The trooper runs a check on the guy's license, and he's clean. He gives the guy his license back and walks around to the passenger side and taps on the window. The passenger rolls his window down, and the trooper smacks him with the nightstick. The passenger says, "What'd you do that for?" The cop says, "Just making your wishes come true." The passenger says, "Huh?" The cop says, "I know that two miles down the road you're gonna say, 'I wish that sucker would've tried that shit with me!'" --------------------------------------------------------- Attorney to witness: "And where was the location of the accident?" Witness: "Approximately milepost 499." Attorney: "And where is milepost 499?" Witness: "About halfway between milepost 498 and milepost 500." ----------------------------------------------------- ~~~~~~ "To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first, and call whatever you hit the target." - Ashleigh Brilliant --------------------------------------- Diego A. Galeano P. INTEGRAL S.A. Fax: 57-4-5135489 Voice: 57-4-5115400 Cell: 57-3-5043778 [EMAIL PROTECTED] ------------------------------------- Visit: http://www.generar.com.co : http://www.integral.com.co ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !
