A Gal Named Lewinsky There once was a gal named Lewinsky Who played on a flute like Stravinsky Twas 'Hail to the Chief' On this flute made of beef That stole the front page from Kaczynski. Said Clinton to young Ms Lewinsky "We mustn't leave clues like Kaczynski Since you look such a mess Use the hem of your dress And wipe that stuff off your chinsky." Lewinsky and Clinton have shown What Kaczynski must surely have known; An intern is better Than a bomb in a letter If something is going to be blown. There was a young girl named Lewinsky Who caused as much stir as Kaczynski When on Ken Starr's lap She confided, when trapped, "Bill Clinton is hung like Nijinsky ****************************************************************************** ******************
