What do Monica Lewinsky and Soda Pop machines have in common? They both have slots which say "Insert 'Bill" here." What help wanted ad did Monica Lewinsky answer? Be a White House intern, and get a taste of the Presidency! There's a new Bill Clinton computer coming out soon. It will have a six inch hard drive, but no memory Why can't they prosecute Bill Clinton? Monica swallowed the evidence Why does Monica Lewinsky have such puffy cheeks? She's withholding evidence. What's the difference between Clinton and a screw driver? A screw driver turns in screws and Clinton screws interns. Why does Monica refuse to play golf with Bill? Because she's tired of his balls hitting her in the face. Bill was recently overheard complimenting Monica's appearance. "She's got the whitest teeth I've ever cum across!" Bill's nickname for Hillary is, "My little buttercup" His nickname for Monica? "My little suctioncup"
