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A lawyer opened the door of his BMW, when suddenly a car  came along and
hit the door, ripping it off completely.

When the police arrived at the scene, the lawyer was  complaining bitterly
about the damage to his precious BMW.

"Officer, look what they've done to my Beeeeemer!!!",  he whined.

"You lawyers are so materialistic, you make me sick!!!"  retorted the
officer.  "You're so worried about your stupid  BMW, that you didn't even
notice that your left arm was  ripped off!!!"

"Oh my gaaaad...", replied the lawyer, finally noticing the  bloody left
shoulder where his arm once was.  "Where's my Rolex???!!!!"


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