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Had a cousin once who was the town drunk. Not that unusual really,
unless you considered the fact that he lived in New York.
Well, there you go, some more about blondies...
Why did the blonde climb up to the roof of the bar?
She heard that the drinks were on the house.
Why did the blonde have blisters on her lips?
>From trying to blow out lightbulbs.
Why did the blonde put her finger over the nail when she was
hammering?
The noise gave her a headache.
What do you give the blonde who has everything?
Penicillin.
Why are only 2% of blondes touch-typists?
The rest are hunt'n peckers.
Why did the blonde climb over the glass wall?
To see what was on the other side.
What do you call a zit on a blonde's butt?
A brain tumor.
What do smart blondes and UFO's have in common?
You always hear about them but never see them.
A brunette, a blonde and a redhead are all in third grade. Who has the
biggest boobs?
The blonde, she is 18.
What do most blondes get on an IQ test?
Drool.
These two blondes walk into a building. You'd think one of them would
have seen it ...
One day a blonde went to a sea food restaurant and saw the tank where
they kept the lobsters. She took pity on these creatures and hid them
in her purse. Later she went to the woods to set the poor animals
free.
How did the blonde die while drinking milk?
The cow sat down!
What's a blonde's favorite nursery rhyme?
Humpme Dumpme.
What goes Blonde, Brunette, Blonde, Brunette ?
A blonde doing cartwheels.
How many blondes does it take to make chocolate-chip cookies?
Three...one to mix the batter and two to squeeze the rabbit.
What do you call eight blondes in a freezer?
Frosted flakes
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