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GENIAL,
HACIA MUCHO RATO NO ENCONTRABA UN CHISTE TAN BUENO. ME ENCANTO
Gracias Henry.
Mauricio
On Wed, 16 Feb 2000, Henry Mesa wrote:
> A New Element Found
>
> Investigators at a major research institution recently discovered
> the heaviest element known to science and have tentatively named it
> 'Administratium'.
>
> Administratium has no protons or electrons, thus having an atomic number
> of 0. It has, however, 1 neutron, 125 assistant neutrons, 75 vice
> neutrons and 111 assistant vice neutrons, giving it an atomic mass of
> 312. These 312 particles are held together by a force that involves the
> continuous exchange of meson-like particles called morons. They are
> surrounded by vast quantities of lepton-like particles called peons.
> Since it has no electrons, Administratium is inert. However, it can be
> detected chemically, as it impedes every reaction it comes into contact
> with. According to the discoverers, a minute amount of Administratium
> caused one reaction to take over four days to complete when it would
> have normally occurred in less than a second.
>
> Administratium has a half-life of approximately three years. However, it
> does not decay in the usual way, but instead undergoes a reorganization
> in which a portion of the assistant neutrons, vice neutrons and
> assistant vice neutrons exchange places. In fact, Administratium's mass
> will actually increase over time, since with each reorganization some of
> the morons inevitably become neutrons, forming new isotopes. This
> characteristic of moron promotion leads some scientists to speculate
> that administratium is spontaneously formed whenever moron concentration
> reaches a certain level. This hypothetical quantity is referred to as
> the Critical Morass.
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