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Dog Tricks
Four men were bragging about how smart their dogs were. One was an
engineer, the second man was an accountant, the third a chemist, and
the fourth was a government worker.
To show off, the engineer called to his dog, "T-Square, do your stuff!"
T-Square trotted over to a desk, took out some paper and a pen and
promptly drew a square, circle, and triangle. Everyone agreed that was
pretty smart.
But, the accountant said his dog could do better. He called to his dog
and said, "Spreadsheet, do your stuff." Spreadsheet went into the
kitchen and returned with a dozen cookies. He then divided them into
4 equal piles of 3 cookies each. Everyone agreed that was good.
But the chemist said his dog could do better. He called to his dog and
said, "Measure, do your stuff." Measure got up, walked over to the
fridge, took out a quart of milk, got a 10 oz. glass from the cupboard and
poured exactly 8 oz.without spilling a drop. Everone agreed that was
pretty impressive.
The three men turned to the government worker and said, "What can
your dog do?" The government worker called to his dog and said,
"Coffee Break, do your stuff." Coffee Break jumped to his feet, ate the
cookies, drank the milk, took a crap on the paper, had sex with the
other three dogs, claimed he injured his back while doing so, filed a
grievance report for unsafe working conditions, put in for workers comp
and then went home for the rest of the day on sick leave.
They ALL agreed, that dog was bloody Brilliant!!!
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