Colext/Macondo
Cantina virtual de los COLombianos en el EXTerior
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Para todos aquellos que incluyen en sus resoluciones de a�o nuevo,
hacer un "software upgrade" aqu� va una voz de advertencia.
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Fernando Guzm�n
[EMAIL PROTECTED]
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Dear Tech Support:
Last year I upgraded from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0 and noticed that
the new program began unexpected child processing that took up a lot
of space and valuable resources. No mention of this phenomenon was
included in the product brochure.
In addition, Wife 1.0 installs itself into all other programs and
launches during system initialization, where it monitors all other
system activity. Applications such as Pokernight 10.3, Drunken Boys
Night 2.5 Saturday Football 5.0 no longer run; crashing the system
whenever selected. I cannot seem to keep Wife 1.0 in the background
while attempting to run some of my other favorite applications. I am
thinking about going back to Girlfriend 7.0, but uninstall does not
work on this program. Can you help me, please!!!
Thanks, Joe
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Dear Joe:
This is a very common problem men complain about but is mostly due to
a primary misconception. Many people upgrade from Girlfriend 7.0 to
Wife 1.0 with the idea that Wife 1.0 is merely a "UTILITIES &
ENTERTAINMENT" program.
Wife 1.0 is an OPERATING SYSTEM and designed by its creator to run
everything. It is unlikely you would be able to purge Wife 1.0 and
still convert back to Girlfriend 7.0. Hidden operating files within
your system would cause Girlfriend 7.0 to emulate Wife 1.0 so nothing
is gained. It is impossible to uninstall, delete, or purge the program
files from the system once installed. You cannot go back to Girlfriend
7.0 because Wife 1.0 is not designed to do this. Some have tried to
install Girlfriend 8.0 or Wife .0 but end up with more problems than
the original system.
Look in your manual under "Warnings-Alimony/Child Support." I
recommend you keep Wife 1.0 and just deal with the situation. Having
Wife 1.0 installed myself, I might also suggest you read the entire
section regarding General Partnership Faults (GPFs). You must assume
all responsibility for faults and problems that might occur,
regardless of their cause. The best course of action will be to enter
the command C:\APOLOGIZE(pray like hell, good uck!).
In any case avoid excessive use of the "Esc" key because ultimately
you will have to give the APOLOGIZE command before the operating
system will return to normal. The system will run smoothly as long as
you take the blame for all the GPFs. Wife 1.0 is a great program, but
requires very high aintenance.
Consider buying additional software to improve the performance of Wife
1.0. I recommend Flowers 2.1 and Chocolates 5.0. Do not, under any
circumstances, install Secretary With Short Skirt 3.3 (it will be
disaster waiting to happen!). This is not a supported application for
Wife 1.0 and is likely to cause irreversible damage to the operating
system.
Best of luck.
Tech Support.
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