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MENSAJE DE PRUEBA. SERA QUE ME BORRARON DE LAS LISTAS O TODOS SE FUERON DE
PASEO ESTE FIN DE SEMANA ?.
MAURO
Mensaje citado por: Piedad Perez <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>:
> MATEMATICASComo mi amigo secreto es Pereque, Periequito Perecote, y de
> las cosas que mas amo en la vida es reir. Es bueno para la salud, el
> espiritu, y para os etc, entonces pretendo que mi amigo secreto se ria,
> de aqui al 14 de Febrero, con un poquito de mas intensidad que espero
> sea su costubre, un beso a MI AMIGO SECRETO, from a samrt woman, jajaja,
> PIELUCHA
>
> ROMANCE MATHEMATICS
> Smart man + smart woman = romance
> Smart man + dumb woman = affair
> Dumb man + smart woman = marriage
> Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy
>
> OFFICE ARITHMETIC
> Smart boss + smart employee = profit
> Smart boss + dumb employee = production
> Dumb boss + smart employee = promotion
> Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime
>
> SHOPPING MATH
> A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs.
> A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need.
>
> GENERAL EQUATIONS & STATISTICS
> A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
> A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
> A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can
> spend.
>
> HAPPINESS
> To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and
> love him a little.
> To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to
> understand her at all.
>
> LONGEVITY
> Married men live longer than single men, but married men are a lot
> more willing to die.
>
> MEMORY
> Any married man should forget his mistakes, there's no use in two
> people remembering the same thing.
>
> PROPENSITY TO CHANGE
> A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.
> A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and
> she does.
>
> DISCUSSION TECHNIQUE
> A woman has the last word in any argument. Anything a man
> says after that is the beginning of a new argument.
>
> COMPREHENSION
> There are 2 times when a man doesn't understand a woman -
> before marriage and after marriage.
>
>
>
>
Mauricio Alberto Realpe Quintero, M.Sc.
Universidad Nacional Autónoma de México (UNAM)
Yahoo Phone 1-800-699-2466 (Mailbox 227-227-7227)
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