Colext/Macondo
Cantina virtual de los COLombianos en el EXTerior
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Sin comentarios (como me lo contaron te lo cuento...)
President "DW" Bush gets an invitation from the Queen to come and visit her
in England. One afternoon when drinking tea, he asks her what's the
secret of her success?
She tells him that she relies on her people a lot and therefore she must
be certain that they are intelligent. She decides to show him exactly
what she means and phones Tony Blair. "Now listen carefully, Mr. Bush.
I'm going to ask Mr. Blair a question to determine his intelligence."
On the phone she says, "Oh hello Mr. Blair, I have a question for you.
Your mother has a child, and your father has a child. This child is not
one of your brothers and is not one of your sisters. Who is he?"
Tony Blair responds, "It's me."
"Correct. Thank you, Bye" said the Queen and she hangs up. "Did you
get that Mr. Bush?"
"Yes'm. Thanks a lot! I'll definitely be using that!"
Once back in the US he decides that he has doubts about some Republicans
and he's going to ask them the question. He arranges a meeting with
Jesse Helms, the Senator from North Carolina and asks him, "Mr.. Helms, I
know you're the
Chair of the Foreign Relations Committee, and I need to trust your
judgment. I have a question for you. "
"Anything to stimulate the mind of this old Southerner," Helms responds.
"Uhh, your mother has a child. And your father has a child. It is not
your brother and it is not your sister. Who is it?" asks Bush.
Helms thinks. And he thinks. Then he responds, "Umm, Y'all must gimme
some time to think about it."
Bush decides to give him a day to come up with the correct answer. That
afternoon, Helms calls a meeting to discuss the question and get an
answer. But NOBODY knows! They've drawn up a Jesse Helms family tree, to
no avail. The next morning, he realizes that he has to give G.W. Bush an
answer and as a last resort, he decides to phone Colin Powell.
"Colin, Your mother has a child, and your father has a child. It is not
your brother, and it's not your sister. Who is it?"
Powell answers immediately, "Hey, Jesse, it's me of course, you dumb
Cracker!"
Helms rushes to Bush's office, very impressed to know the answer to such
a difficult question! "Mr. Bush, I know! I know who it is! It is
Colin Powell!"
"No, you dumb shit, says Gorge. It's Tony Blair!"
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