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Copiado de IreneMystery. Es por molestar nom�s, mis colistert@s; recuerden
el dicho, "gracias a Dios que soy ateo..."
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Light Bulbs and Christians"
How many Charismatics does it take to change a
light bulb?
One to change the bulb and nine to pray against the
spirit of darkness.
How many Baptists does it take to change a light bulb?
Change???
How many Calvinists does it take to change
a light bulb?
None. G~d has predestined when the light will be on.
Calvinists do not change light bulbs. They simply read
the instructions and pray the light bulb will be one that
has been chosen to be changed.
How many Neo-Orthodox does it take to change
a light bulb?
No one knows. They can't tell the difference between
light and darkness.
How many TV evangelists does it take to change
a light bulb?
One. But for the message of light to continue, send
in your donation today.
How many independent fundamentalists does it take
to change a light bulb?
Only one, because any more might result in too
much cooperation.
How many liberals does it take to change a light bulb?
At least ten, as they need to hold a debate on whether
or not the light bulb exists. Even if they can agree
upon the existence of the light bulb, they still might
not change it, to keep from alienating those who
might use other forms of light.
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