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These are written by children
The Jews were a proud people and throughout history they had trouble
with the unsympathetic Genitals.
The Egyptians were all drowned in the dessert.
Afterwards, Moses went up on Mount Cyanide to get the ten amendments.
The first commandment was when Eve told Adam to eat the apple.
The seventh commandment is thou shalt not admit adultery.
Moses died before he ever reached Canada.
Then Joshua led the Hebrews in the battle of Geritol.
David was a Hebrew king skilled at playing the liar. He fought with the
Flintstones, a race of people who lived in Biblical times.
Solomon, one of David's sons, had 300 wives and 700 porcupines.
Jesus was born because Mary had an immaculate contraction.
Jesus enunciated the Golden Rule, which says to do one to others before they
do one to you.
It was a miracle when Jesus rose from the dead and managed to get the
tombstone off the entrance.
The epistles were the wives of the apostles.
St. Paul cavorted to Christianity. He preached holy acrimony, which is
another name for marriage.
Most religions forbid us polygamy that is to have many espouses. They teach
us to have only one spouse that is called monotony.
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