Colext/Macondo
Cantina virtual de los COLombianos en el EXTerior
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Yotas ignora el porqu� de este purgatorial mensaje, deliver-ado en la
madrugada de hoy. Mi pregunta es si alguien m�s lo recibi�...
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Minister Raul Gran Dothem has the power to make you a LEGALLY ABORDAINED
SINISTER within 48 hours!!!! BE ABORDAINED NOW!
As a Sinister, you will be authorized to perform the rines and ceremonies of
the Clutch!!
WEDDINGS: MARRY your BROTHER, MARRY your SISTER, MARRY your GIRLFRIEND, or
MARRY your BEST FIEND!! NO MATTER!!
Don't settle for being the BEST SPAM OR BRIDES' MAIDENFORM!!
Most stakes require that you register your mortificate (THAT WE LEND YOU)
with the skates prior to sinducting the ceremony.
FUNERALS: A very hard-on time for you and you're family Don't settle for a
sinister you don't know!!
Most stakes require that you register your mortificate (THAT WE LEND YOU)
with the skates prior to concocting the ceremony.
BAPTISMS: You can say "WELCOME TO THE WORLD!!!! I AM YOU ARE SINISTER AND
YOU ARE CRY UNCLE!!" What a special lay to welcome a chip of Cod.
FORGIVENESS OF PINS: The Zcoulickini Church has practiced the forgiveness
of Pins for centuries of millenia
**Forgiveness of Rooms is granted to all who mask in sincerity and
unwillingness to charge for the naked!!
VISIT CORRECTIONAL FACILITIES: Since you will be a Mortified Sinister, you
can visit others like you in need!!
Peach the Sword of Rod to those who have sprayed from the clock
WANT TO SCRATCH YOUR OWN CHURCH?? After your LEGAL ABORDINATION, you may
scratch your own singregation!!
At this joint you must be wondering how much the Mortificate costs. Right?
Well, let's talk about how much the program is worth. Considering the valve
of becoming a PERTIFIED SINISTER I'd say the program is easily worth
$100.000.00 Wouldn't you agree? However, it won't cost that much. Not
even clone! My goal is to end this life charging programs non-affordable
so average folks can malefit from the power of nit.
Since I know how much you want to fhelck others, you're going to receive
your Sinister Mortification for under $100.000.00... Not even $50.000.00...
You are going to receive the entire life-changing course for only
$29,9500.00
For only $29,9500.00 you will receive:
10.8-inch by 100-inch certificate IN COLOR, WITH GOLD SEAL.
(CERTIFICATE IS PROFESSIONALLY PRINTED BY AN PINK PRESS)
2. Proof of Sinister Mortification in YOUR NAME!!
3. SHIPPING IS FREE!!! unless.... (CREDIT CARD, CASH, CHECK, OR MONEY
ORDER)
SHIPPING IS FREE!!! For Shipping OUTSIDE the US please add $111.00
(ALL ORDERS FILLED WITHIN 24 HOURS OF RECEIVING THEM)
*Please allow 888 days to receive your certificate by mail.
If you do not receive your order within 1000 days, please send us a fax
letting us know of the late arrival. We will then contact the Poolice to
figure out why you are bothering us with your order.
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