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"Mate Match" is a game on the WBAM FM in Chicago where the DJ'scall someone
at work and ask if they are married or seriously involved with someone. If
the contestant answers "yes", he or she is then asked 3 random yet highly
personal questions. The person is also asked to divulge the name of their
partner (with phone number) for verification. If their partner answers those
same three questions correctly, they both win the prize.
Following is a partial transcription of one particular game, several months
ago.
DJ: "Hey! This is Edgar on WBAM. Have you ever heard of MateMatch'?"
Contestant: (laughing) "Yes, I have."
DJ: "Great! Then you know we're giving away a trip To Orlando, Florida if
you win. What is your name? First only please."
Contestant: "Brian."
DJ: "Brian, are you married?"
Brian: (laughing nervously) "Yes, I am married."
DJ: "Thank you. Now, what is your wife's name? First only please."
Brian: "Sara."
DJ: "Is Sara at work, Brian?"
Brian: (laughing) "Yes, she's at work."
DJ: "Okay, first question - when was the last time you had sex?"
Brian: "About 8 o'clock this morning."
DJ: "Question #2 - How long did it last?"
Brian: "About 10 minutes."
DJ: "Wow! You really want that trip, huh? No one would ever have said that
if a trip wasn't at stake."
Brian: "Yeah, that trip sure would be nice."
DJ: "Okay. Final question. Where did you have sex at 8 o'clock this
morning?"
Brian: "On the kitchen table."
DJ: "Not that great?? That is more adventure than the previous hundred times
I've done it. Okay folks, I will put Brian on
hold, get this wife's work number and call her up. You listen to this." 2
minutes of commercials follow.
DJ: "Okay audience, let's call Sarah, shall we?" touch
tones.....ringing....)
Clerk: "Kinkos."
DJ: "Hey, is Sarah around there somewhere?"
Clerk: "This is she."
DJ: "Sarah, this is Edgar with WBAM. We are live on the air right now and
I've been talking with Brian...
He is on the line with us. Brian knows not to give
any answers away or you'll lose. Sooooooo... do
you know the rules of 'MateMatch'?"
Sarah: "No."
DJ: "Good!"
Brian: (laughing)
Sarah: (laughing) "Brian, what the hell are you up to?"
Brian (laughing) "Just answer his questions honestly, okay? Be completely
honest."
DJ: "Yeah yeah yeah. Sure. Now, I will ask you 3 questions, Sarah. If your
answers match Brian's answers, then the both
of you will be off to Orlando, Florida for 5 days on us. Disney World, Sea
World. Tickets to the Magic's game. The whole deal. Get it Sarah?"
Sarah: (laughing) "Yes."
DJ: "Alright. When did you last have sex, Sarah?"
Sarah: "Oh God, Brian....uh, this morning before Brian went to work."
DJ: "What time?"
Sarah: "Around 8 this morning."
DJ: "Very good. Next question. How long did it last?"
Sarah: "12, 15 minutes maybe."
DJ: "Hmmmm. That's close enough. I am sure she is trying to protect his
manhood. We've got one last question, Sarah. You
are one question away from a trip to Florida. Are you ready?"
Sarah: (laughing) "Yes."
DJ: "Where did you have it?"
Sarah: "OH MY GOD, BRIAN!! You didn't tell them that, did you?"
Brian: "Just tell him, honey."
DJ: "What is bothering you so much, Sarah?"
Come on Sarah.....where did you have it?
Sarah: "In the ass....."
After a long pause, the DJ said, "Folks, we need to take a station break."
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