Colext/Macondo
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Q - What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 50?
A - Your Honor.
Q- What's the difference between a dead dog and a dead lawyer
in the road?
A - There are skid marks in front of the dog.
Q - Why won't sharks attack lawyers?
A - Professional courtesy.
Q - What do you have when a lawyer is buried up to his neck
in sand?
A - Not enough sand.
Q - What's the difference between a catfish and a lawyer?
A - One's a bottom-crawling scum sucker and the other is
just a fish.
Q - Did you hear about the new sushi bar that caters
exclusively to lawyers?
A - It's called Sosumi.
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