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Two doctors were in a hospital hallway one day complaining about Nurse
Nancy.
"She's incredibly mixed up," said one doctor. "She does everything
absolutely backwards. Just last week, I told her to give a patient 2
milligrams of morphine every 10 hours, but instead she gave him 10
milligrams every 2 hours! He damn near died on us!"
The second doctor said, "That's nothing. Earlier this week, I told her to
give a patient an enema every 24 hours, but instead she tried to give him 24
enemas in one hour! The guy damn near exploded!"
Suddenly, they hear this bloodcurdling scream from down the hall. "Oh my
God!" exclaimed the first doctor. "I just realized I told Nurse Nancy to
prick Mr. Smith's boil!"
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