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You have two choices in life:
You can stay single and be miserable, or get married and wish you were dead.
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At the cocktail party, one man said to another, "Aren't you wearing your
wedding ring on the wrong finger?"
The other man replied, "Yes I am, I married the wrong woman."
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Marriage is the triumph of imagination over intelligence.
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If you want your spouse to listen and pay strict attention to every word you
say, talk in your sleep.
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Just think, if it weren't for marriage, men would go through life thinking
they had no faults at all.
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You know the honeymoon is pretty much over when you start to go out with the
boys on Wednesday nights, and so does she.
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Husband: Want a quickie?
Wife: As opposed to what?
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First guy: "My wife's an angel!"
Second guy: "You're lucky, mine's still alive."
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A lady inserted an 'ad' in the classifieds: "Husband wanted".
Next day she received a hundred letters.
They all said the same thing: "You can have mine.
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When a friend steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him
keep her.
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Eighty percent of married men cheat in the U.S.A.
The rest cheat in Canada.
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A man is incomplete until he is married.
Then he is finished.
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A little boy asked his father, "Daddy, how much does it cost to get
married?"
And the father replied, "I don't know son, I'm still paying."
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Young son: Is it true Dad that in some parts of Africa a man doesn't know
his wife until he marries her?
Dad: That happens in every country, son.
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Then there was a man who said, "I never knew what real happiness was until I
got married; and by then it was too late."
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Women will never be equal to men until they can walk down the street with a
bald head and a beer gut, and still think they are attractive to the
opposite sex.
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