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WORRY ABOUT THE WEST NILE VIRUS? There are two things that are being vastly overdone in the media this week. One is the 25th anniversary of some rock star popping a can of pills and then going tango uniform while straining on the Great White Buddha. The other is the big scare over the West Nile Virus. Now - let it be said that there is something comforting in the Centers for Disease Control actually getting worked up over an actual disease instead of damming urban sprawl and private firearm ownership. Maybe someone over there has finally figured out that "disease" control doesn't mean "gun" control or "sprawl" control. Look. I don't enjoy being bitten by mosquitoes. When I work around the yard (a task I am growing to hate) it's long-sleeved shirts, long pants and DEET. Yeah - I might get bitten by some mosquito that is carrying this Nile thing . chances aren't all that great too. If I am nailed by one of these bugs there is about a one in one hundred chance that I'm going to develop any serious symptoms. I'm not saying this Egyptian thing isn't a threat. It's just that there are so many more serious threats out there that we can handle a lot more easily than some mosquitos. Number one on that list? Sixteen-year-old drivers. While we gnashing our teeth and wailing over the West Nile Virus, 16-year-old drivers are going to continue to scatter their teeth, hair and eyeballs all over the concrete with regularity. Not only their teeth, hair and eyeballs --- but the body parts of hundreds, maybe thousands of other innocent people in the process. We sit around worrying about the one-in-a-million chance that an infected mosquito is going to bit us - thus producing a one-in-a-million chance we're going to get sick --- while our wives, husbands, parents and children, not to mention ourselves, are faced with a daily onslaught of hoards of ill-mannered, un-skilled immature children racing up and down our roads with daddy-bought cars powered by gasoline and bad judgment. It would be a lot easier to save lives by clearing our roads of child-drivers than it would by clearing our back yards of mosquitoes. But - I forgot. Mosquitoes don't vote. Soccer moms who are tired of chauffeuring their rugrats to and from after-school activities do. And so it goes. NBAL . -------------------------------------------------------------- To unsubscribe send an email to: [EMAIL PROTECTED] with UNSUBSCRIBE COLEXT as the BODY of the message. Un archivo de colext puede encontrarse en: http://www.mail-archive.com/colext@talklist.com/ cortesia de Anibal Monsalve Salazar