hey someone made me a shopping list

but what the hell ARE these things ?

http://www.salon.com/sex/feature/2000/06/28/toys/index.html

rabbit fur thudders, jelly
climax knobs, Jack-the-grippers, turbo tongues, probettes, 
fun plugs, cyberskin extensions, honey dippers, jelly anal 
bloop sticks, nibblers, tuffies and so on. 

vibrators with graduated orbs, corkscrew ripples, ridges,
swirls and vibrating eggs; dual-play cyberskin dildos with
midsections festooned with tiny fluttering rabbit ears, dolphins,
silicon hubs, octopus heads, bird beaks, beaver muzzles and
undulating fronds for simultaneous clitoral stimulation; latex dildos
that strap on the chin for vaginal penetration during cunnilingus;
buzz clamps and tweezer nipple clips; harnesses with attachable
dildos and clip-on "shag rugs" (nubbed gel pads for extra clitoral
stimulation) and second holes for dual penetration; donut-hole
clitoral stimulators that slip on the penis; discreet strap-on
pouches with vibrating muffs worn over the vulva and under the
clothes; battery-operated G-spot navigators with add-on clitoris
stimulators; Adonis pouches (latex cock ring, sheath and vibrator
in one); jelly vibrotubes with vibrating bullets for extra scrotal
stimulation; tiny waterproof genital stimulators that fit on a key
ring; and a generous choice of fluorescent vibrating anal toys that
look like they came from under the hood of a UFO. 

a "violet wand"
that comes with an industrial-strength Tesla coil power supply,
hand-blown glass bulbs, 6-inch discharge tube, low-frequency
voltage isolator, 30-inch electric whip and body contact pad.



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