>McDonald even sponsors poor childrens' excursions and the like...
>...luring even more parents and their children to this wastepipe of the
>modern production economy...

They transform parents to McParents and children to 
McMommyMommyBuyMeThatThingToo -WeepingMachines.

>At McDonalds the jobs are made so, that the new employee needs only about
>30mins training...

Whoa, true fordism! Haven't they some kind of burger university too? 
What's that for? "McHistory, McMathematics, McPhysics, McPoetry..." ?

An excerpt from McHistory: "1917 people of Russia got mad because 
they were a bit hungry. So they turned czar and his followers to 
burger meat. After that the people of Russia noticed they didn't have 
cheese or bread either. A couple of years later the first McDonald's 
was opened in Moscow."

>Ever eat at Mac?

Um... I just ate at Mac a couple of days ago... I was too drunk to 
survive walking to the closest kebab place... If you count that as an 
excuse. I ate four cheeseburgers. After that I noticed that I still 
was hungry. I had to walk to that kebab place anyway...

I've never understood the success of McDonald's. Their burgers are 
microscopic and don't taste for anything.

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