> > Daddy's Call
>> > >
>> > > "Hello" Says a little girl's voice.
>> > > "Hi, honey, it's Daddy," Says Bob.
>> > > "Is Mommy near the phone?"
>> > > "No, Daddy. She's upstairs in the bedroom with Uncle Frank."
>> > > After a brief pause, Bob says, "But you haven't got an Uncle
>> > > Frank, honey!"
>> > > "Yes, I do, and he's upstairs in the bedroom with Mommy!"
>> > > "Okay, then. Here's what I want you to do.
>> > > Put down the phone, run upstairs and knock on the bedroom
>> > > door and shout to
>> > > Mommy and Uncle Frank that my car's just pulled up outside
>> > the house."
>> > > "Okay, Daddy!"
>> > > A few minutes later, the little girl comes back to the phone.
>> > > "Well, I did
>> > > what you said, Daddy."
>> > > "And what happened?"
>> > > "Well, Mommy jumped out of bed with no clothes on and ran
>> > > around screaming,
>> > > then she tripped over the rug and fell down the front steps
>> > > and she's just
>> > > lying there. Her neck is at a funny angle. I think she's dead."
>> > > "Oh my god... And what about Uncle Frank?"
>> > > "He jumped out of bed with no clothes on too and he was all
>> > > scared and he
>> > > jumped out the back window into the swimming pool, but he
>> > > must have forgot
>> > > that last week you took out all the water to clean it, so he
>> > > hit the bottom
>> > > of the swimming pool and is just lying there, not moving. He
>> > > may be dead
>> > > too."
>> > >
>> > > There is a long pause, then Bob says, "Swimming pool? Is this
>> > > 8547039?"
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