picked from (http://www.rinkworks.com/stupid)
>I work for the computer help desk of a large university. One of our more
>memorable clients is infamous for what I can only describe as
>techno-paranoia. The last time she called to tell us we were going to have to
>do something about the "Internet Communists." She was convinced
>that they were getting into her PC through her television and putting
>typographical errors in her word processing files. "They weren't there
>before," she insisted, "and I don't make those kinds of mistakes!"
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